wartortles: the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
partybarackisinthehousetonight: “haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
jadeita: imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games
covrtneylove: I want to wear cute clothes but im not cute do you see my problem
myasianhusbands: i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.